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یک روز سگ دانایی از کنار یک دسته گربه می گذشت. وقتی که نزدیک شد و دید که گربه ها سخت با خود سرگرم اند و اعتنایی به او ندارند. وا ایستاد. آنگاه از میان آن دسته یک گربه درشت و عبوس پیش آمد"ای برادران دعا کنید؛ هرگاه دعا کردید و باز هم دعا کردید و کردید آنگاه یقین بدانید که باران موش خواهد آمد."سگ چون این را بشنید در دل خود خندید و از آن ها رو برگرداند و گفت" ای گربه های کور ابله, مگر ننوشته اند و مگر من و پدرانم ندانسته ایم که آنچه به ازای دعا و ایمان و عبادت می بارد موش نیست بلکه استخوان است."

داستان باحالیه .پسر بچه های شیطون بخونند

A bit long, but so funny and cute)

You got to love Little Leroy

A little story to share

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his

mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday

Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble

at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved

to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did

Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his

behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell Him why

he deserved a bike for his birthday

Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God

a letter

Letter 1

Dear God

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my

birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this

year, so he tore up the letter and started over

Letter 2

Dear God

This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year

and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again

Letter 3

Dear God

I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday. Leroy

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either, so he wrote another letter  

Letter 4

Dear God

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will

be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Leroy

Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike

By now Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his

mother he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked

because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner, his

mother said

Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He

looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin

Mary, slipped it under his shirt and ran like HELL out of the church

down the street, into his house, and up to his room

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a

pen and wrote his letter to God

Letter 5

I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE

Signed

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